What are some funny sayings

2016-06-29 15:53
 
What are some funny sayings
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2016-06-29
Same old Sh@t just a different day!
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2016-06-29
Roses are red,violets are blue,god mad me beautiful what happen to youRoses are red,violets blue he's for me not for you,if any chance you take my place,I take my fist and smash your faceWhen life gives you lemons, you throw them at old peepsWhen a friend falls a fake friend will not laugh and help the person up,but a real friend will help the friend up also......after laughing and putting the video recorder awayYou know who is very beautiful......read the first word again
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2016-06-29
your pretty, pretty ugly. haha thats the only one i know
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2016-06-29
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken-colonel sanders
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2016-06-29
Don't knock on deaths door...Ring the doorbell and run....
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2016-06-29
https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&tok=tX1cu8_kokWSwxto3r7hZg&cp=8&gs_id=u&xhr=t&q=funny%20sayings&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.,cf.osb&biw=1920&bih=979&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=iw&ei=GW3NT6qEMcTq2AXnhImKAglook it up
7#
2016-06-29
"Ignorance is bliss? Well uh gee, thanks for making me AWARE of that fact, you insensitive troglodyte!"
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2016-06-29
I'd rather throw my d!(k in the river
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2016-06-29
Life is like a fan,sometimes the s**t hits it!
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2016-06-29
If a quiz is called a quizzical, what is a test called?lol
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2016-06-29
Your messed up , your face is messed up , and your life is messed up !!!Lol

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